Your Daily Muslim #588: Jihad al-Rajabi

Jihad al-Rajabi

Naming your child Jihad is kinda setting them up for failure, don’t you think? Well, not according to the parents of Palestinian author Jihad al-Rajabi, whose literary works frequently address the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and the blood of those she considers “martyrs.” al-Rajabi was recently interviewed and allowed the ideology which inspires her peri-jihadist literature to take center stage.

“I say to the people of Gaza that they should raise their children on jihad ideology,” al-Rajabi stated. Trust me, they already are. Hamas and the Qur’an are making damn sure of that. Talk about f**king up an entire generation. “They should tell their children: eat, so that you will become strong and can fight the Israeli enemy. They should burn the midnight oil and invest all that is dear to them, in order to bring the others down to their knees. They should sacrifice all this for the sake of this pure soil, which we irrigate with the blood of the martyrs.” Really? Dedicating your life to fighting? Israelis don’t make it their entire life’s work to attack Palestinians. You only see such fanatical devotion coming from Islam.

“So I say: oh Arabs, oh Muslims, if you want the lord to provide for you, wage jihad with your blood, because blood makes the land and soil more fertile,” al-Rajabi continued. Yet again more discussion of violent jihad from the religion of peace… yet leftists and other apologists somehow still expect us to believe jihad is just an “internal spiritual struggle.” As for irrigating the soil with the blood of “martyrs” (read: suicide bombers and Hamas operatives) – I’m pretty sure water would be more effective. Just a hunch. There’s a reason people don’t practice bloodletting over their gardens. “If you want to see trees heavy with fruit, go to Jabal al-Rais and look at the lemon trees, which have been irrigated with the blood of mujahideen and martyrdom-seekers.” Perhaps those trees are flourishing because they are well-tended, or because of the climate? Hmm? Despite the lack of evidence for al-Rajabi’s pseudoscientific claim, Muslims still buy it. Seems like a parallel to their precious Qur’an…

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Your Daily Muslim #587: Nasser Ahmad Ghori

Posted by Your Daily Muslim on September 7, 2014 in Afghanistan, Animal Abuse, Men, Politicians, Pseudoscience

Nasser Ahmad Ghori

What do you do when your area has an overabundance of man’s best friend and your religion views dogs as nejis (unclean)? Afghan Muslim Nasser Ahmad Ghori, director of Kabul’s sanitation department, has been organizing dog massacres for quite some time – and has no plans to stop.

Many of the stray animals have diseases such as rabies, however, very few of the canines pose a real threat to human life seeing as many are rather malnourished. Despite condemnation from the international community over the barbaric methods employed to slaughter the dogs, Ghori remains steadfast in his quest to make Kabul a dog-free zone.

How does Ghori organize and carry out the roundups? Well, he has 30 full-time employees devoted to hunting, killing, and disposing of dogs. “They attack people going to the mosque and children walking to school,” Ghori said. “It is difficult to control them as they are in such great numbers, more than 100,000, I guess, and increasing.” Difficult to control, in great numbers… is he talking about Muslims? Ghori continued: “Citizens have been complaining more, and in the past few months we have been running out of poison. We have to do something.”

However, poisoned meat traps are not the only tool in Ghori’s arsenal. His team often corners dogs and beats them with long wood poles, with nets attached. The bludgeoning continues until the dog stops resisting (sometimes killing the dog in the process), then one of Ghori’s henchmen steps on it and force-feeds it poison. The corpse is then flung into the back of a collection vehicle which looks like a garbage truck. Once the back end of the truck is piled high with dead puppies, the bodies are dumped outside the city. Huge fields littered with dog corpses can be seen just outside Kabul city limits.

Ghori has stated that his team is looking into neutering programs for the dogs, but does not believe such a solution is immediately viable. In the meantime, thousands of dogs are being murdered by the week because Muslims refuse to take them as pets due to archaic religious rulings.

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Your Daily Muslim #586: Faisal Albagdadi

Posted by Your Daily Muslim on September 6, 2014 in Amputations & Beheadings, Florida, Men, United States

Faisal Albagdadi

Muslims aren’t known for making the best decisions, and neither are drunk people. What happens when a Muslim goes against the teachings of his faith and gets belligerently drunk? The inner mujahid (jihadist) comes out. Florida Muslim Faisal Albagdadi and his friend/fellow Muslim Ahmed Hindi got ragingly drunk and decided their night wasn’t over. Their bar crawl continued into the unsuspecting Jus’ Beachy Bar, which was about to get a full dose of their religion’s peaceful teachings.

The two Muslims stumbled into the bar and were immediately told they were cut off. Upon hearing the words “cut off,” a switch flipped in Albagdadi’s head, remembering his religion’s command from Qur. 8:12. The Muslims assaulted customers and threw chairs around, but Albagdadi felt he had to really do something to uphold his religious duty (even in his compromised state.) According to police, Albagdadi had stated he was going to “kidnap an American and behead him, once he’s released from jail.” Not the kind of “cut off” the bartender was referring to, obviously, but the only kind a Muslim will allow.

Albagdadi and Hindi were arrested and are facing mischief and battery charges.

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Your Daily Muslim #585: Hassan Deen

Keep away from children. Will certainly be skin irritant.

Pakistan, also known as Smackistan, has a growing heroin problem. Despite Islamic prohibitions on intoxicants, many in the problem-riddled nation have turned to the drug to escape their woes. Unfortunately, this has left many children without parents, and thus they roam the streets. Many fall into addiction themselves, perpetuating a cycle of abuse likely to continue to the next generation.

One might wonder how these “street children,” most of whom are homeless, pay for heroin. Unfortunately, many turn to selling their bodies. Muslim men cannot have sex with anyone other than their wives – however, some argue that penetrating an underage boy does not count as sexual intercourse. Peshawar resident Hassan Deen, an “entrepreneur” (read: pedo pimp) who rents beds to weary bus drivers at a bus depot, is involved in the dealing of street children. Many drivers passing through the area ask Deen to help them find boys. “A bus driver rents a bed from me and he says he’ll pay an extra 50 or 100 rupees (~£1) if I can get him a boy,” Deen said when interviewed. Really? One pound is all it takes to cause a Muslim to enable child rape? Then again, Muhammad (pigs be upon him) molested a 9-year-old girl, so this really isn’t surprising except for the whole same-sex element.

How does Deen get his filthy hands on boys? False promises, of course. “There’s often a kid wandering the streets alone,” Deen said, referring to the street children. “We tell these boys we’ll provide food and shelter if they come with us. That’s how we lure them in.” Note that he didn’t say anything about actually providing them food and shelter – you know, the kind thing to do. Nope, Muslims just abuse them and toss them back out onto the street. As is consistently seen from the adherents of Islam, human life and dignity are not valued highly.

Deen is still a devout Muslim, as evidenced by his attire. He has read the Qur’an, knows its teachings, and tries to follow the Sunnah of Muhammad (pigs be upon him.) Clearly child molestation isn’t particularly frowned upon in that religion. Apologists, how will you attempt to excuse this abhorrent Islamic behavior?

Deen’s clientele is mostly comprised of bus drivers. One such man is Ijaz, who admits to having molested 11 or 12 boys. Despite his abhorrent sexual practices, Ijaz still believes he is favored by the invisible sky-demon Allah. “I’m going to look for a good wife who’s read the Qur’an and prays,” he stated. “A good, respectable woman. Religion is very important because I’m Muslim.” I wonder what his future (arranged-married) wife is going to do when she finds out he enjoys raping children. Also, note the irony of a child molester thinking himself worthy of someone who is “good” and “respectable.”

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Your Daily Muslim #584: Raja Naeem

Posted by Your Daily Muslim on September 4, 2014 in Activists, Men, Pakistan, United States

Raja Naeem showing how hard he’s trying to integrate into American society

There are many varieties of alleged Islamophobia in western society. St. Louis cab driver and father of four Raja Naeem, a Pakistani immigrant, encountered the form of Islamophobia known as workplace dress code. Naeem, who wears baggy traditional Islamic clothing including droopy salwar pants, is suing the taxi commission over his objection to rules he agreed to when he began the job.

Naeem has been cited 34 times by his employer for failing to follow basic company standards of attire, which include a white button-down shirt and black slacks. However, those garments aren’t Islamic enough for Naeem, who refuses to comply with company policy. Of course, the company can’t reasonably fire him because they know he’d likely try to strike the Muslim jackpot, which is when a Muslim files a completely idiotic lawsuit and uses the Muslim card to extort money from a company. Fired or not, Naeem was determined to wage legal jihad to wear baggy pants that are much more likely to mess up his driving than the requisite slacks.

“There is no fashion over here,” the hideously-dressed Naeem said, stating the obvious. “No doubt about that. I don’t do it for fashion.” Perhaps he should consider trying to be a bit more fashionable and grooming the mess of bristles on his face. He might get better tips. Anyway, the dhimmi judge ruled in Naeem’s favor, saying that the loose Islamic clothing would be permissible for Naeem to wear. What’s next, Muslim sports players not wearing the same jerseys? Oh wait, that’s already happened. The west needs to get it together and hold Muslims to the same standard as everyone else. Then again, leftist Muslim sympathizers love double standards.

Naeem was also arrested at Lambert-St. Louis International Airport for undisclosed reasons. However, he cited his religious beliefs as one of the motives behind the arrest. Gee, a Muslim getting taken into custody at an airport… never heard that one before.

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Your Daily Muslim #582: Abdirahmaan Muhumed

Abdirahmaan Muhumed holding a Magic Muslim Peace Sprayer™

“Allah loves those who fight for his cause.”

Parents, don’t give your children violent hate literature like the Qur’an. That was the mistake the parents of Abdirahmaan Muhumed, a California native turned Minneapolis resident of Somali descent, made. The book, with its graphic passages of cruelty and brutality against infidels, inspired Muhumed (whose parents clearly couldn’t spell) to travel to Syria to wage jihad with the Islamic State terror group.

29-year-old Muhumed had been married more than once and fathered nine hellspawn. It is unknown if the marriages were concurrent, as is permitted and even encouraged in Islam. His radicalization (read: staying true to Islamic teachings) led him to leave behind his growing brood and fly to Syria. “Family is not gonna save me frm [sic] hell fire because Muslims are getting kill and if i just sit here i will be ask in the akhira [afterlife],” Muhumed wrote, a smack in the face to many apologists’ argument that Muslims join the Islamic state for personal or political reasons, not religious ones. “A Muslim has to stand up for [what is] right… I give up this worldly life for Allah.” He expressed satisfaction at being called a “terrorist.” Somehow I get the feeling Islam’s PR problem isn’t the fault of alleged “Islamophobes.”

Muhumed’s goal was to “bring back the khilafah [Islamic state].” However, he wouldn’t live long enough to fulfill his dreams. He was the second American to be killed fighting for the Islamic State. His family is currently grieving.

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Your Daily Muslim #581: Mohammad Hafarizam Harun

Posted by Your Daily Muslim on September 1, 2014 in Malaysia, Men, Political Islam, Politicians, Pseudoscience, Sexism

Mohammad Hafarizam Harun messing with some Charmed shit

When anything and everything can be seen as an offense to your fragile belief system, perhaps it’s time for those beliefs to be re-evaluated. When something as natural as a bodily cycle becomes a major issue to religious obligation, it should call the teachings of the faith into question, not serve as a strike against the merits of another human being. Unfortunately, Malay Muslim lawyer Mohammad Hafarizam Harun missed the memo. Harun said that women couldn’t hold the position of chief minister, after a qualified female – a headbag-wearing Muslimah, even – announced her candidacy for the position. Why did Harun oppose the woman’s bid? Because women menstruate. #TIL a natural bodily function reduces women’s efficacy as leaders. Thanks, Islam, for enlightening me!

To expound upon his statement, Harun said the female candidate would be unable to attend certain religious events during her period due to Islamic prohibitions. You know how most women keep their periods secret? Tampons. She could easily attend those ceremonies during her menstruation without anyone being any the wiser. Sure, she may excuse herself seeing as she is a practicing Muslimah, but wouldn’t that also be smiled upon in Islam? Apparently not; it seems as if, even if a woman is willing to show her faith, anything and everything that can be done to keep her out of power should be. Islam also forbids women from praying and reading the child-porn fairytale known as the Qur’an during their period. I’m guessing many Muslimahs secretly enjoy Aunt Flo’s visits as a result.

Harun has also threatened legal action against online commenters who criticized other decisions he made. I mean, Muslims are known for having thin skin, but come on. We’re talking about anonymous usernames on the internet. Not exactly the kind of thing that should ruffle a rational person’s feathers.

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