Khizar bin Qasim doesn’t realize selfies are best taken with smartphones
Pakistani Muslim Khizar bin Qasim clearly failed every science class he ever took. The jihad terror supporter and self-described “haxor” (internet slang for “hacker”) claims that Israelis are the offspring of porcine-canine intercourse. Actually, not just pig-on-dog sex, but gay pig-on-dog sex. Take a look:
Once you’re finished laughing at the ridiculousness of offspring being produced by homosexual interspecies copulation, there’s some more serious anti-Semitism to get into. The fact that this Muslim openly dehumanizes Jews is disturbing enough, but claiming Hitler was right? Wow. That’s overt support of genocidal ideology. Then again, that is what Islam advocates against Jews, so it shouldn’t be that surprising. However, it’s not all that common to find Muslims who are willing to be so candid about their Jew-hatred.
As for the bit about vaginas and defecation – I really don’t know what he’s getting at, and I consider myself fluent in unintelligible Islamic foam.
Again, more dehumanizing of Jews and lewdness. It’s almost as if the Qur’an teaches them this stuff… but surey that can’t be; Islam is a religion of peace and tolerance!
Actually, the Islamic State (ISIS) terror group are the ones getting their asses kicked by females (some Muslims believe it is a great shame to die at the hand of a female), which is nothing to be ashamed of unless you’re sexist. Needless to say, I suspect bin Qasim will be enjoying the company of his hand for quite some time.
The Gambia is not known for being friendly to gays thanks to its Islamic faith. Even its president has likened gays to a plethora of viruses and has threatened gays with life behind bars if caught. Today’s daily Muslim, The Gambia’s Minister of Foreign Affairs Bala Garba Jahumpa (pronounced Ball o’Garbage Humper), hates gays as much as the nation’s president. Earlier this year, Jahumpa nearly died after a vehicular collision with a bovine. However, his near-death experience didn’t change his views. In a recent speech, he made numerous comments ranging from the spiteful to the truly delusional. In other words, the same old crap we’re used to from Muslims.
The Gambia is not particularly well-to-do, and international aid would be of great benefit to the nation. However, Jahumpa basically shot that possibility down: “We the government and people of The Gambia hereby make it very clear to the Union European and any outside bloc that wants to impose acceptance of homosexuals as a pre-condition for aid that we will never accept that conditionality no matter how much aid is involved.” Oh look, a Muslim actively opposing human rights. Still think that all religions are the same, left-wingers?
“Our country’s socioeconomic development depends only on the almighty Allah’s benevolence,” Jahumpa said, not realizing how idiotic that statement is. The Gambia is ranked as the 31st-poorest country in the world. Jahumpa’s invisible sky-demon is clearly quite benevolent. “We also hereby declare that The Gambia will always be an independent, dignified and Allah worshipping Muslim country where our way of life; our laws will be based on our Islamic values, that is, the strict adherence to our Islamic faith.” There is NOTHING dignified about denying people their rights. There is nothing dignified about forcing a religion on people whose nature it goes against. You know how many Muslims use that “there is no compulsion in religion” line to claim that no one is forced to be Muslim? Yeah, because being forced to live like a Muslim is totally different than being forced to be a Muslim.
“As an independent Muslim country, we will not be tied to any bloc that promotes decadence and ungodly behavior that are not only Satanic, but they are also detrimental to human existence, such as homosexuality; especially when it is used as a pre-condition for receiving aid.” Tell me again how homosexuality is detrimental to human existence? Was da Vinci a bad guy? How about Alan Turing? Us gays have always been and will always be. GET USED TO IT, Muslims.
Jahumpa then went further off the rails. “If the European Union is really interested in the protection of homosexuals in Africa as a human right; why are they slaughtering young and decent African migrants in their thousands on European soil?” Slaughtering young and decent African migrants? If such a thing were happening, it would make the news. It hasn’t made the news because innocent immigrants aren’t being massacred as Jahumpa stated. The few who are killed by police (European police are much more responsible and less violent than the American variety) are actively engaging in violent behavior. Jahumpa’s claim that European countries were violating immigrants’ human rights is devoid of factual basis (like his religion) and is a poor attempt to deflect from his own nation’s abuses.
Linda Hardan. If I were straight, I still wouldn’t, even with beer goggles.
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Many left-wingers argue that it is impossible for a female to rape a male. This controversial stance has recently come to light after actor Shia LaBoeuf’s disclosure that he was raped by a woman; many argued that rape equals sexual violence plus institutional power, not just the sexual violence component. However, that isn’t the legal (or dictionary) definition of rape, and people who think men can’t be raped are rightly regarded as crazy by the average citizen. Their fringe-left “privilege” fanaticism rivals that of Islamists’ crazed devotion, to the point of severing all ties with loved ones who don’t agree with their outlandish views. Many – none of whom are (or even interact with) men – argue that an erection is equal to consent.
Today’s daily Muslim, Linda Hardan (NOT to be confused with Hard-on), 21, is accused of raping a male. With a headbag not quite tight enough to hide her burgeoning double chin, pimple-ridden Hardan, a substitute teacher, found her prey. He was 16, and the two formed a rapport. When he got into her car after school one day, he didn’t know what he was in for. All seemed well until she drove off course and parked the car. Hardan then allegedly molested the teen. Regardless of whether or not he had or developed an erection (which is unknown), HE DIDN’T WANT IT and NO MEANS NO. I don’t care how desperate you are or if you think that an erection equals consent, go play with your vibrator or get a Tinder. It’s ridiculous that some still fail to grasp this, but rape is NOT OK. EVER.
Hardan is facing up to 16.5 years behind bars on charges of child endangerment, sexual assault, and criminal sexual contact. You’d think that a devout Muslimah would know better than to molest a teenage boy, right? Well, her prophet, pigs be upon him, molested a 9-year-old girl, and thus the religion doesn’t set an age limit for when sexual contact is deemed unacceptable. Needless to say, Islam doesn’t have the best track record as far as child welfare.
“Hating the Jews is a great honor for me and it makes me walk with my head high, because they are worthy of hatred… Any man of honor should hate the Jews.”
Jordanian MP Khalil Attieh really doesn’t like Jews. His hatred likely stems from a deep-seated inferiority complex brought about by alopecia, an expansive waistline, and the resulting lack of sex, but I’m not going to go into that. I’ll let him tell you about his anti-Semitic views:
“By Allah, it is an honor to incite against the Jews,” Attieh said. So much for that whole “coexist” mantra the liberals spout. “Our people in Palestine expect us to support them, and to recite Qur’an verses for the souls of their martyrs.” Martyrs? You mean… terrorists? Israel is defending itself from enemies within and on all sides. Casualties are unfortunate but inevitable in armed conflict. You’d think someone belonging to a tolerant religion of peace would understand that…
“…if [inciting against Jews] is terrorism, we are terrorists,” Attieh continued, further cementing in everyone’s mind that Muslim stereotypes have a high degree of accuracy. “Indeed, I make use of the hatred of the Jews, as all Arabs should, because the Jews respect neither treaties nor human beings. They respect nothing. That accursed [Israeli] ambassador did me a great honor by saying that I hate the Jews. Yes, I hate the Jews. I hate the Jews. I hate the Jews.” He’s repeating himself an awful lot while rambling on about nothing. Perhaps it’s Alzheimer’s?
Attieh concluded his speech with more baseless accusations against Jews, including the tired lineage of “apes and pigs” line from the Qur’an. Sadly, he remains in elected office.
Today’s daily Muslim is a case study in abnormal psychology. Meet Ismail Kijo, a delegate of Malaysia’s UMNO political party. How does Kijo feel he can best serve his nation? By trying to get all gay rights taken away.
“[The practice of homosexuality] should not be allowed, as it is against the rule of nature and therefore we should do what is necessary to curb it,” Kijo stated earlier this year. Actually, homosexuality is observed in numerous animal species and is thus not against nature. Besides, since when have Muslims cared about nature? Kijo’s objection to LGBT rights likely does not stem from the faulty biological component of the argument he presented, but rather from his devout Islamic faith.
What was Kijo’s proposed solution to this dangerous epidemic of gym bunnies and overalls? “With the help of several religious councils, we have cured over 20,000 cases [of homosexuality], and we hope they continue to carry on their good work,” he blathered. Homosexuality is not an ailment. It cannot be “cured.” It’s a sexual orientation, and a perfectly natural and valid one. I have no idea where he got the statistic that over 20,000 Malays changed their sexual orientation, but I imagine he pulled it out of his ass (perhaps along with a dildo or two.)
More recently, the maniacal Muslim made more comments in an attempt to criticize gays, but really he just made homosexuals sound all the more appealing. “Malaysian mothers would be forced to face the harsh possibility that the [lesbian] partners of their daughters could have bigger breasts than them some day,” he said, causing the world to collectively wonder why someone would care about the size of their mother’s tits. Then again, perhaps Kijo’s relationship with his mother was rather close, a la Lysa Arryn from Game of Thrones who breast-fed her 10-year-old son.
“Could you imagine how shocked the mother would be when she sees that this future ‘husband’ has breasts bigger than hers?” First, why would the mother care? She’s not vying for the romantic affection of her daughter. Why would it matter if her daughter’s partner’s breasts are bigger? Second, Kijo’s use of the word ‘husband’ is truly sad; not every marriage is between husband and wife. People are a little more tolerant than that now. Is it just me, or is Kijo’s fascination with lesbians’ breasts potentially indicative of his internet viewing habits? Uh oh, that’s haram (forbidden in Islam)…
Of course, gay men weren’t spared from Kijo’s bizarre wrath. He claimed that mothers would be excited to meet their future “daughters-in-law,” but would be shocked when they had thick mustaches. Guys with thick mustaches? Sounds hot, where do I sign up? I don’t know if Kijo realized that, by saying LGBT people had attractive features, he was complimenting them rather than making a case for why LGBT rights should be stripped. He soon learned the hard way that his views were outlandish – the crowd listening to his speech began to laugh at him, as did the entire world when word of his remarks got out.
Afghan Muslim Omid Roshan, who arrived in Ausfailia as a “refugee,” was up to no good. Promoting the trope of the pervert who offers children a ride home, he approached a 9-year-old boy after a soccer match. The Muslim pressured the boy into getting into the backseat of his car. He drove the boy past his house before jumping into the backseat and molesting the boy.
“Bacha bazi” is an abhorrent cultural practice many Afghans and others in that region partake in. It normally involves dressing up little boys in feminine clothing and forcing them to dance before raping them. Despite the practitioners’ Islamic faith, most of them do not see it as haram (forbidden) in Islam because the boys are dressed up like girls, thus making it a bizarre “no homo” sort of situation. However, the fact that it is a form of extramarital intercourse should have them worried, as that is zina (fornication), but for whatever reason that concern is generally brushed under the rug.
Roshan, knowing bacha bazi was against the law in the civilized nation of Ausfailia, paid the terrified boy $10 and told him not to tell his parents. However, the visibly traumatized boy explained what had happened to his parents – and the police – when he got home. Roshan packed all of his belongings and began to drive to Sydney. He was arrested shortly after his arrival.
Speaking through an interpreter, Roshan denied all the charges against him, including rape, child abduction and three counts of committing an indecent act with a child. He had to use an interpreter in legal proceedings but had the conversational skills to lure a young boy and instruct him not to tell his parents… something seems fishy about that. Painting himself as an immigrant with little English in a pathetic attempt to win sympathy isn’t gonna work for this perv.
This is it. Time to crown a new champion of incivility. Perks for the winner include being publicly shamed all year on YDM, and infamy across counterjihad social media. These nominees were chosen by you, the readers of YDM. Each nominee won their respective Muslim of the Month poll, and now they must duke it out against their fellow victors. Let’s meet the tributes from each of the twelve districts- I mean, months.
Mustapha Baba Ilelah is a sharia commissioner who recently initiated a mass roundup of suspected gays. The “suspects” were tortured into confessing and revealing the identities of other gays they knew, who were then also captured by sharia enforcers. Ilelah stated, “We are on the hunt for others.”
Islamic scholar/politician Fazlul Haque Amini said, “Banning child marriage will cause challenging the marriage of the holy prophet of Islam, [putting] the moral character of the prophet into controversy and challenge… Islam permits child marriage and it will not be tolerated if any ruler will ever try to touch this issue in the name of giving more rights to women.” Amini also threatened widespread violence if child marriage legislation was blocked.
Brandeis University student Sarah Fahmy authored an overly dramatic petition demanding the University withdraw an honorary degree for counterjihad activist Ayaan Hirsi Ali. The university caved to the Muslimah’s demands and did not award Ali the degree.
Kiln owner Muhammad Yousuf Gujjar held a Christian couple hostage before allowing a mob to break their legs. Gujjar then burned them alive in his kiln for having allegedly desecrated the Qur’an, all based on a rumor started by local Muslims.
Former Islamic State militant Mehdi Nemmouche shot four people to death at a Jewish museum in Belgium. During his time with the Islamic State, he is quoted as saying: “Do you know what happens when I go into a Shiite home? First, there’s the grandmother — I only use one bullet on her, she’s not worth more — then the wife. First I rape her, then I cut her throat. Then I come to the baby. Ah, a baby! You cannot imagine the pleasure you get from cutting off a baby’s head.”
Porn-addled Muslim Nasrul Hassan wrote, “If a 10-year-old can have menstruation cycle, then what is the problem, she can marry and can have baby, it’s a sign from almighty that she can be a mother. Come on grow up folks, Allahu Akbar.”
Sabreena Sadaf believes eating bacon causes babies to be born out of wedlock. The Muslimah foamed, “IN YOUR DIRTY & WRONG SOCIETY MANY CHILDREN DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THEIR OWN FATHERS BECAUSE YOUR PIGGY MOTHERS HAVE MANY MEN AT A TIME & YOUR MOTHERS GIVE BIRTH TO BASTARD CHILDREN. THESE ARE THE EFFECTS OF EATING THE FLESH OF PIGS. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR SWINE PIGGY MOTHERS & PIGGIES.” Sadaf also made death threats against infidels.
Naser Jason Abdo was discharged from the military after refusing to fight in Afghanistan. Upon his discharge, child porn was discovered on his computer. Abdo then plotted to bomb and shoot US soldiers, but was arrested just days before the attack would’ve taken place. After he was behind bars, he claimed he was HIV+ and spat blood at people. The irony is that this wannabe jihadi stated “Only when the military and America can disassociate Muslims from terror can we move onto a brighter future of religious collaboration and dialogue that defines America and makes me proud to be an American.”
Closet-case Muhammed Ejaz met men online for sex, then drugged them, molested them, and killed them by snapping their necks because “they were spreading evil in society and [he] had to stop it.” He also said “[Gays] are spreading evil and transmitting diseases. They cannot control themselves.” Ejaz took three men’s lives before he was arrested.
Ismail Jabbar traveled to wage jihad in Syria. He has posted images of himself killing Syrian government forces, calling them “dirty kuff[ar],” and has instructed his fellow Muslims to carry out terror attacks like the murder of Lee Rigby. He said Muslims who kill Jews and Christians would be doubly rewarded, claimed all jihadists long to behead infidels, and has expressed an interest in going for 72 virgins.
Sheikh Ilyas Qadri ran an Islamic rehab center. At the center, he chained 112 boys and men (his “patients”) together, where they were routinely beaten, tortured, and starved. Qadri molested some of the younger boys. He was acquitted in 2007 but did the same thing in 2014, this time with 115 boys and men.
Islamic scholar Abu Mussab Wajdi Akkari believes that “saying Merry Christmas is worse than killing someone.” Akkari also said, “Muhammad smelled so good, they used to make [the] most beautiful perfume with his sweat.” He also claimed that women wearing perfume was “an invitation” for men to sexually harass them.
