Muslim of the Month Poll




I know I didn’t write many this month. It’s been tough, dealing with the loss of the Facebook page and thus a good portion of the site’s reach. But the ones that did make it to the site were all pretty nutter-butters, so there’s still a good poll. Happy voting!


Mohammed Abd al-Sattar al-Sayyid (538) – Syrian cleric who claims STDs like Syphilis and HIV/AIDS have killed more people than all wars combined. Also said “If only we had stoned everyone who had committed this abomination [fornication/homosexuality] – wouldn’t it have been better than letting these [sexually transmitted] diseases infect others, spreading to millions around the world?”


Ismail Jabbar (528) – British-born Muslim who traveled to wage jihad in Syria. He has posted images of himself killing Syrian government forces, calling them “dirty kuff[ar],” and has instructed his fellow Muslims to carry out terror attacks like the murder of Lee Rigby. He said Muslims who kill Jews and Christians would be doubly rewarded, claimed all jihadists long to behead infidels, and has expressed an interest in going for 72 virgins.


Falah Khalid (532) – Indian-born Muslim who claims that fitness models on bodybuilding.com are “naked.” Khalid also criticized westerners for using toilet paper instead of wetting one’s hand to clean out after pooping. Most absurdly, he claimed tight clothes are a “gay and feminist conspiracy.”


Masridzi Sat (524) – Malay Muslim politician who claims that eating pork is detrimental to one’s spiritual well-being: “Because the person eats pork, it is difficult to guide him to the right path. When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig face because of what he has eaten.” He also commanded Muslims to wage jihad against a company whose chocolates were found to have traces of pig DNA.






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