Your Daily Muslim #527: Hasan Fidan




Hasan Fidan trying to clean up the evidence.

Hasan Fidan trying to clean up the evidence.



I don’t know what it is about UK Muslims and swans. For some reason, the poor birds have a hard time remaining whole in the company of Muslims. Hasan Fidan, 46, saw his prey through a fence. He climbed over the fence before pouncing on the unsuspecting bird. He then performed an act numerous Muslims have said they wish they could do to me.


Yep, he beheaded the swan at the base of its neck. Perhaps the swan was an infidel and Fidan was just following Qur. 8:12. He then stuffed the bird’s corpse into a backpack he was carrying and took the bloody mess home. Onlookers were shocked at the sight. Since no anesthetic was used on the bird and its neck was cut, the slaughter would more than likely be considered halal, albeit unconventional. When he arrived at his house, Fidan chopped the bird into even more pieces.


Fidan was traced back to his home, where the now-dismembered bird was discovered in his freezer. A court sentenced Fidan to a total of £215 in fines and court costs. Killing a swan carries a much steeper maximum penalty, but Muslims get away with pretty much whatever they want in the PC UK, hence the pathetic punishment. I think we’re already hearing the swan song of the UK’s justice system…





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