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When young American men don’t get laid, they do one of four things: 1) use their hand; 2) become Bronies; 3) go on killing sprees allegedly because of being rejected; or 4) convert to Islam and blow themselves up. American Muslim convert Abu Hurayra al-Amriki chose #4. To accomplish his task and receive virgins, everlasting servant boys and booze in jannat al-firdaus, al-Amriki traveled to Syria and joined up with the Jabhat al-Nusra jihadist group.
The jihadists immediately put their willing volunteer to use. They picked a target in Idlib province, a government-controlled site they wanted to liberate (read: detonate.) He and a couple other jihadists loaded up a truck with explosives. He then drove the jihadmobile to its – and his – final destination. It is unknown how many were killed, but there was a huge explosion.
al-Amriki was the first American citizen to carry out a “martyrdom operation” in Syria. Unfortunately, given the groundswell of support for the jihad over there, many more Muslims are likely to join him.
Watch the video of al-Amriki’s detonation (featuring one extremely excited Muslim):
As nations’ Muslim populations increase, they gradually witness their freedoms erode. Such is the case in the Maldives, where sharia has been implemented piece by piece. First came the restrictions on the sale of pork and alcohol. Then came the prohibition on non-Muslims from voting. Now, under current president Abdulla Yameen Abdul Gayoom, one of the final elements of sharia will be implemented – the death penalty.
Gayoom’s version of sharia will be applied to more citizens than in other countries – the death penalty will be handed out to children as young as ten for the crime of murder. The penalty would be carried out when the accused turned 18. Seven-year-olds will be held criminally responsible for the crimes of theft, fornication, drinking, and apostasy. Yet again it would seem the thought of children engaging in sex acts crossed Muslims’ collective minds. Also, if a small child were to drink alcohol, they probably wouldn’t know what it was and should thus not be held criminally responsible. Or maybe they’re just a hardcore kindergartener. Either way, sentencing them to sharia hudud (punishment) is a completely disproportionate reaction.
Gayoom commented on the implementation of the death penalty: “murder has to be punished with murder.” So… everyone murders everyone? Makes perfect sense. Why did Gayoom insist on instating sharia? To “save Islam,” of course. Because something that punishes seven-year-olds for accidentally stumbling onto their parents’ liquor stash and sentences 10-year-olds to die is totally worth saving.
You know your country’s in trouble when you start taking the blithering rants of religious idiots seriously. You know you’re in even deeper trouble when said idiots have some degree of governmental influence. For those wondering, the country I’m talking about here is Malaysia and the idiots are seventh-century celebrants like Islamic scholar Masridzi Sat. The president of Islamist group Perkid, Sat recently spoke out against Cadbury chocolates. Why? Because traces of pig DNA were found in some Cadbury products. Apparently a little bit of pig DNA is enough to stop Muslims from consuming something, but downing camel piss is A-OK because the prophet said so.
“Because the person eats pork it is difficult to guide him to the right path,” Sat stated at a press conference held by Perkid and other Islamist groups against Cadbury. Note how he did not cite any scientific evidence for his claim. “When the day of judgment comes, that person will be wearing a pig face because of what he has eaten.” Uhh, what?! Good luck backing up that completely ridiculous assertion…
Sat also demonstrated the true peace of Islam during this press conference. Instead of discussing negotiations with Cadbury, he went to what Muslims believe is the next logical step: JIHAD!!!! Well, maybe minus the caps lock. “We need to unite, we must declare jihad!” Yep, totally peaceful. Jihad against a company because of a little bit of pig DNA. Seems like a completely proportionate and fitting reaction.
Aside from being a world-class idiot, Sat is also a homophobe and hater of the west. In a 2012 speech, he stated that the “enemies of Islam” were trying to capitalize on Muslim politicians’ infighting. He also criticized a popular festival because it was a little too tolerant for his tastes: “Seksualiti Merdeka [a Kuala Lumpur festival] promotes homosexuality, something that is forbidden by Allah, as a Muslim in an Islamic country like Malaysia, we also have full rights to reject such immoral event.” No one’s forcing him to participate, yet Sat still makes a big deal about it. Why? Because Islam cannot coexist with things it has deemed haram (unclean.) This is why the west and political Islam will remain opposed.
The traditional Islamic ninja costume is frequently compared to bank robber attire, and rightly so. Saudi Muslimah Ranya al-Huthaili, who was attending college in the US on the Saudi government’s dime, decided the comparison of garments was apt enough to actually try robbing a bank.
al-Huthaili held up a total of five banks. She had reportedly lived a “life of privilege” in her native Saudi Arabia, but apparently the criminal urge took over. After the fifth robbery, al-Huthaili was caught trying to buy herself a laptop with the stolen money and taken into custody.
What was her motivation? According to her family, she had been swept off her feet by a man who claimed to have been a mafia hitman who needed money to pay for cancer treatment. Sounds more like the pilot of some upcoming AMC drama than real life. However, al-Huthaili’s lover didn’t ask her to rob any banks – in fact, he said he had no knowledge of criminal conduct on her part. When the truth about her spending was made known, the judge threw away the notion of leniency despite the Muslimah’s guilty plea.
In court, al-Huthaili’s lawyer said she had been trained her whole life to be submissive due to her upbringing in Saudi Arabia. He attempted to blame her crime spree on this, kind of like a form of late-blooming adolescent rebellion. However, the judge didn’t buy it. al-Huthaili was sentenced to 3.5 years behind bars.
Many who wish for Islamic garments which partially or fully cover the face to be banned have already cited this case as an argument for their position. Meanwhile, supporters of allowing the burqa, niqab, and their ilk are hoping this story gets swept under the rug.