Poor cat, getting held by a terrorist…
When young American men don’t get laid, they do one of four things: 1) use their hand; 2) become Bronies; 3) go on killing sprees allegedly because of being rejected; or 4) convert to Islam and blow themselves up. American Muslim convert Abu Hurayra al-Amriki chose #4. To accomplish his task and receive virgins, everlasting servant boys and booze in jannat al-firdaus, al-Amriki traveled to Syria and joined up with the Jabhat al-Nusra jihadist group.
The jihadists immediately put their willing volunteer to use. They picked a target in Idlib province, a government-controlled site they wanted to liberate (read: detonate.) He and a couple other jihadists loaded up a truck with explosives. He then drove the jihadmobile to its – and his – final destination. It is unknown how many were killed, but there was a huge explosion.
al-Amriki was the first American citizen to carry out a “martyrdom operation” in Syria. Unfortunately, given the groundswell of support for the jihad over there, many more Muslims are likely to join him.
Watch the video of al-Amriki’s detonation (featuring one extremely excited Muslim):
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